Online dating is for ugly people

22-Sep-2020 00:57

My best friend, who looks like the racially ambiguous lovechild of Brad Pitt and Pocahontas, waves her phone at me in righteous indignation. Several of my “classically attractive” friends are pissed.

“You have no idea what it’s like to be called beautiful all the time,” a good friend once remarked.

“It’s like your biggest accomplishment is something you didn’t do yourself.” She wasn’t being rude; I’m not beautiful in the traditional sense.

I have pock-marked skin, hooded eyes, and a bulbous nose.

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